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sex-with-cats:

being “led on” more like wow you misread someone’s unspoken intentions for your relationship and now you want it to be their fault

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The sad thing is, Donna probably saw that funny man on the telly carry the torch and didn’t think much of it.

myowlisdead:

curly-ginger:

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itswallie: phantomdoodler: merlinsshaggyleft: A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off. I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog. After waking me up in the morning, my only function is to go back to sleep. this is an amazing metaphor for my life I am the only person slightly creeped out by this? Like, I swear the gif is just lulling us into a false sense of security so that we’re totally unsuspecting, and then one time the finger will flick the switch and the hand will reach out of the box, through our computer screens and strangle us all at once! It’s isn’t a paradox, it’s a mass assassination device! Or, no, maybe that is just me.

itswallie:

phantomdoodler:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

After waking me up in the morning, my only function is to go back to sleep.

this is an amazing metaphor for my life

I am the only person slightly creeped out by this? Like, I swear the gif is just lulling us into a false sense of security so that we’re totally unsuspecting, and then one time the finger will flick the switch and the hand will reach out of the box, through our computer screens and strangle us all at once! It’s isn’t a paradox, it’s a mass assassination device!

Or, no, maybe that is just me.

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Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*

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